Something has arrived...
And it is in a big crate...
We'll need an opener...
AHA! A giant corkscrew!
Let's go find a really big bottle of wine!
Now what am I suppose to do with this thing?
What would you do with it?
Steve Spielmann writes: I'd dress up like Jesus and carry it through the Napa valley.
Dwight Dolliver's idea: Plant it and I will buy one of the offspring!
Trevor Holdsworth comments: Tell me when you find a bottle big enough to open, and I'll bring a few glasses along.
: Plant it and I will buy one of the offspring!
Carroll Johnson writes:
- I would use it to stir up the ole compost pile.
- I would use it to unclog the city sewer line.
- I would take it to the Chicago Bears game to be creative-carry a big stick and whack thy neighbor two rows below then run like hell.
Alf Erickson suggests: Bring it to the Berlin ICCA meeting....take it up in Alf's Corkscrew-Balloon #3.....drop it from a great height....read in the newspapers about what happened below.
From Down Under, Nick Hunt says: Use it for a turnstile in the Virtual Corkscrew Museum.
.email creative suggestions to: corkscrew@bullworks.net
Corkscrew data:
- Artist: John Zan, Pennsylvania
- Weight: 60 Pounds
- Handle: Heart of Walnut 48" (incl. brush)
- Worm: Forged Steel 58"
- Left-Handed Worm