This is the perfect way to honor and cherish the ashes of your departed loved one. Safeguard their precious ashes in our Heavenly Globe of Tears. Your loved one will always be near you, on the fireplace mantel or on a side table next to their favorite lounge chair. Within easy reach, you can tumble and caress their eternal shrine during those moments of loneliness and heartache. The ashes of your loved one will come alive with your caress and freely float joyfully within their personal globe of heavenly tears.

Model Selection

Each model contains a photograph of your loved one

• The Standard: Black plastic base
• The Patriot: Red, white and blue trimmed plastic base
• The Guardian: Polished brass trimmed black plastic base
• The Royal: Polished gold trimmed black plastic base
• The Majestic: Polished gold and silver trimmed plastic base
• The Amazing Grace: Polished platinum with gold trimmed plastic base

Size Selection

• The Intimate: 3 inch diam. globe; 6.4 fluid oz. capacity
• The Sepulcher: 4 inch diam. globe; 10 fluid oz. capacity
• The Grand: 5 inch diam. globe; 750 ml capacity
• The Magnum: 6 inch diam. globe; 1.5 L capacity
• The Double Magnum: 8 inch diam. globe; 3 L capacity
• The Colossal: 9 inch diam. globe; 4 L capacity
• The Titanic: 12 inch diam. globe; 6 L capacity

• Globe filled with water taken from your loved ones favorite sea, lake or river (All globes will be filled with Lake Wirtz water unless otherwise specified)
• Music box installed in globe base (Specify our musical selection)
• Illuminated Globe (Batteries not included)
• Leather covered carrying case (Never leave your loved one home alone)
• Water in globe treated with antifreeze mixture to prevent freezing in extremely cold climates (non-alcoholic antifreeze available on request)

Don Bull (left) and Don Morway (Right)*

We are pleased to announce that we are now franchising our Remembrances products including:

• Snowglobing
• Hourglassing
• Corkscrewing
• Leathering

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Disclaimer: Any resemblance of anything on this webpage to other known symbols or ideas is purely coincidental. Investors must be of sound mind and understand that this whole offering may be a hoax.

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©2002 Donald A. Bull